Splitting stories into multiple pages...

...is fucking retarded!
I don't mind using my scroll wheel. I actually like my scroll wheel. That's why I have a fucking scroll wheel.

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Just kidding.

Listen, if you happen to use split stories on you page, you'll reduce the likeliness that I will read past the first page, because I'm too lazy to to click a link every other sentence. So would you please just stop this fucking nonsense? Thank you.

(There's no punchline here... I just wanted to get this off my chest)